Andrew Lloyd Webber Drove Me To Sex Work!

[theeatah]

Will Daniel Boys be next? Somehow I doubt it.

http://entertainment.stv.tv/showbiz/196919-axed-panto-porn-star-craig-chalmers-boasts-about-starring-in-adult-movies/

[CATSNYrevival]

Wait, he's doing straight porn? Really?

[My Oh My]

Looked up "Ryan Ryder porno" and got tons of results featuring a nasty old slag.

Looked up "Craig Chalmers porn" and got back a bunch of puckery fairy pics.

I echo CATSNYrevival's sentiment. He's one for ChiChi LaRue.

[ClapYo'Hands]

Interesting movie he made...

[theeatah]

"Wait, he's doing straight porn? Really?"

Yes, I was more surprised to find out he's apparently heterosexual.

What a numpty. And as if he's earning more money doing porn than playing leading roles in musicals and panto... Then again, they say porn is basically advertising for other things...

[Scripps2]

"Andrew Lloyd Webber Drove Me To Sex Work!"

Did they use Jimmy Savile's car for the journey?

[CATSNYrevival]

The least surprising thing about all of this is that a career in musical theatre could lead to porn. If only Gavin Creel would come to the same realization.

[Phantom of London]

Us brits have such a stiff upper lip, when anything remotely suggests sex, lighten up, it's the most natural thing in the world........... a man, a woman and a horse!

[CATSNYrevival]

^I actually thought it was us Americans who are more prudish. Is it just the nudity thing that's not as big of a deal in the UK? Porn is still a deal breaker?

[Scripps2]

"I actually thought it was us Americans who are more prudish"

I think things have changed over the generations - that may be true now, as the UK doesn't have a large culture of Christian fundamentalism influencing politics and society in the way that the US has.

However the WWII generation definitely thought that US soldiers were "overpaid, oversexed and over here." Even in the 1980s my impression was that the US was less prudish.

[CATSNYrevival]

^Well, count me out. I'm not prudish. I watched the video.

[SoonerOrLater]

I told my Mother this story and her response (after laughing)

"Well he's not using his voice in that job"

Well no but his mouth is still getting a pretty good workout...

Also salute to Scripps for a Jimmy Saville joke that was very funny!

[songanddanceman2]

Good on him, if it pays better and hes happy then go for it.....anything to keep him away from another Joseph tour

[Princeton Returns]

yeah i actually agree with sadm, if he and his wife are happy then who are we to judge. im sure he isnt thw first. feel sorry for him its come out in such a ,public way also the jimmy saville comparison is a bit unfair

[Phantom of London]

I certainly don't agree with SADM.

Wouldn't that be the perfect scene for a porno shagfest and that's Craig turn up for some damsel in distress in his coat of many colours singing:

I wore my coat, with golden lining
Bright colours shining, wonderful and new
And in the east, the dawn was breaking
And the world was waking
Any dream will do
Joseph

A crash of drums
Narrator

A flash of light
Joseph

My golden coat flew out of sight
??????????????

[songanddanceman2]

Also nobody seemed to bat an eye when Pamela Anderson was in panto after playboy and that famous sex tape, i feel bad for him. Ive seen his porn vid, his wife is annoying as hell in it but hes yummy, i feel he should day gay porn lol

[theeatah]

Why feel bad for him? He's thrown away a musical career for an industry that is on its last legs, not to mention an industry where
"talent" is even more disposable. I have no issue with sex work from a moral standpoint, but he has made a badddddd career choice.

[Princeton Returns]

not really, he has spent years trying to make it and never got further than a kenwright joseph tour. Panto only happens once a year. Plenty of people in the industry will have done questionable things and as sadm says, if the star is big enough suddenly sex tapes dont matter. on another forum its been suggested one of the dancers inthe current 9 to 5 tour has done porn.

[songanddanceman2]

The thing is he should not have 'had to throw away' a career, I would have no problem with any performer doing some adult work in between jobs, as long as they are safe and happy

[theeatah]

Do we know if he tried Shortland Street? River City?

If he'd restricted himself to cam4, like some other stage actors, he could have a shot at "legit" screen success.

[CATSNYrevival]

Two questions.

In what way is the porn industry on its last legs?

And what stage actors are on cam4??? Dish!

[songanddanceman2]

I have a few friends who work in the adult industry and they make good money doing it. One of them is a performer who had done national tours, it shouldn't be a big deal

[UKtheatrekid]

Who from the 9 to 5 tour!?!

[songanddanceman2]

Nobody has named him or nor should they, if it is him (which i dont think it is, he just looks like him) it's his own business