What's going down?
Will has decided that he's ready to make his "comeback"; Glee's going to regionals, they've got all
of Sue's Cheerios money, Terry has stopped harassing him and he's finally over Emma. His mood
is ruined though as Emma runs into his classroom having found Sue's journal where she's written
she's going to commit "Sue-icide". The two dash over to her house to find her unconscious. Not to
worry, though: she had only stopped her heart, something she learnt from her CIA training. Will has no sympathy for her and insists he and Emma just leave her to it, despite Sue's protests that she has "nothing to live for".
Quinn and Sam are still on the rocks. He really is blond to believe that the reason Quinn got mono
off Finn was because she gave him mouth to mouth after he nearly choked to death on a gum ball.
Feeling that Quinn is slipping away from him, he devises a plan: rock and roll. "Who's more rock and
roll than Justin Bieber? No one." he says. And so he decides to create a one man band "the Justin
Bieber experience" and styles his hair just like the teen idol's. To test-run he hires himself out for bar mitzvah's and after seeing the girls go wild, decides this is the way to keep Quinn. "Watch out, Quinn Fabray, you're about hit head on with the full blonde Bieber."
At school Rachel has been giving Brittany half of her allowance so that she can go and buy clothes to dress like Rachel does. Miss Berry is planning her own comeback and wants to become McKinley's
latest style icon and using Brittany's popularity is sure to help her. Only problem? Today Brittany has decided to wear legwarmers but on her arms; "I got cold." Sue has been wreaking havoc down the corridors and the Glee kids are bearing the brunt of it as she shoves poor Tina into the lockers. "Get used to this abuse, Glee kids," she yells. "I've got nothing but time."
"I think she's dangerous," Will discuss with Emma after witnessing the abuse. Just then Sue walks
in: "Would you mind if I borrow one of your rafters so I can hang myself?" she asks. To both Will and Sue's dismay Emma suggests that Sue sit in on the Glee club so that she can experience "the healing power of music". Despite the fact Sue says she would in fact rather be dead than join the club, it's decided. After all it'll be the best way for Will to keep an eye on her. At Glee the kids are equally unhappy at this arrangement, protesting that she made their lives a misery. Well, they do have a point. Sue says she's no longer a threat and just hopes their "singing and dancing with pull me out of my doldrums and give me a reason to live". In other news Will has received a letter about who they'll be facing at Regionals, asides from the Warblers, and once again they'll be competing against Aural Intensity. The judges have also decided to give this year's competition a theme; anthems. And no, Brittany, it isn't "the bottom of an ant's pants". Just then Sam pipes up and performs his own anthem; "Baby" by one Justin Bieber. All the boys laugh at him but they soon change their tune when they see how it makes the Glee girls swoon.
After Glee, Puck, Mike and Artie corner Sam saying they want in on "the Justin Bieber Experience"
having "underestimated the power of The Biebs". They've been experiencing a "post-Valentine's
Day lull" and need something to kickstart their relationships again. Finn tries to burst their bubble
by telling them, "You guys do realise that Justin Bieber sucks, right? I'm going to spend my time on songs that aren't geared towards twelve year olds," he tells them. "Good, then you won't have time to pick up any other guys' girlfriends" Sam replies. I sense a fight coming on.
The next day Rachel is rather annoyed at the fact that everyone is now wearing leg warmers on
their arms. "You're a genius. I never knew my arms could be so toasty," Tina tells Brittany. Rachel
demands her allowance back but Brittany says that it's already gone. Her Uncle's goat ate it. Rachel decides the only way for her to proceed is that she comes to school dressed exactly like her, asking Brittany to pull off her "sexy schoolgirl librarian chic" look.
"Dear Journal, my lust for life is renewed," Sue writes. "I have found myself dropped behind enemy
lines, poised to destroy the Glee Club from within. Schuester and his guidance counselor Ginger fell
for my pity party hook, line and sinker, and now I'm in and ready to sink them, once and for all. Thus begins my plan. I will pit these Glee Clubbers against one another, rupturing the group internally, until it explodes like a ripe zit!" It was only a matter of time before she returned to her old ways.
