What's going down?
Kurt turns up at Finn's locker with his dad, Burt, and Finn's mum, Carole, in tow, looking pleased as
punch. They have news for Finn, they say. Turns out the two lovebirds snuck into the classroom
where Kurt first introduced the pair and Burt proposed to her; she said yes, of course. Kurt is almost giddy with the idea of planning a wedding whereas poor Finn isn't quite sure what to think. "I guess I'm just kind of stunned," he says. Finn is stunned further when they reveal that they're going to be looking for a bigger house so they can all live together. "Be happy for me," Carole pleads. "I am, Mom," he replies. Burt's one request to Kurt as wedding planner is that he sorts out a good band so he can "boogie" the night away. Kurt's suggestion? The New Directions. "You're having a Glee wedding."
"The big day has finally arrived for one Sue Sylvester." Who on earth is Sue marrying? is the main
question we're all wondering. After being humiliated on air as co-hosts Rod, who Sue previously
dated, and Andrea announced their engagement, she has decided to marry herself. I'm
sure you're all as confused as I am. She tried online dating but there was only one match for Sue
Sylvester, Sue Sylvester.
Finn and Sam are doing weights in the gym. Competition between the two is still fierce as Sam is
determined to get back his position as quarterback: "I still want to be friends but I'm kinda on the
cusp of being one of the most popular guys in school." Finn didn't think that he was the kind of
person who cared about that stuff but obviously he was wrong. "Everyone does, being on top means that you don't have to take crap from anybody." It will also give him more of a chance of getting Quinn to be his girlfriend.
Sam has pulled Quinn away for a chat and tells her he wants them to be the stars of McKinley. He
gets a bit too full on though when he blurts out, "I think I love you" and gets down on one knee and whips a ring out. "We've known each other for six weeks. Stand up, you're freaking me out," she tells him. He tells her that one day he does want to marry her but until then will she accept this promise ring? "I promise to make you feel proud when you point down the hall and say that dude's my boyfriend." Aww. Excuse me while I make a quick trip to the toilet to vomit. Poor Sam is left alone after she tells him maybe and walks out.
Finn is slightly confused (what's new?) by Kurt's wedding itinerary. Releasing 300 doves indoors
seems a bit messy to him. Finn tells him that he wants to take this opportunity to do something
special as well as "remind everyone that I'm a leader": feeling a bit self-conscious about Sam, are we, Finn? Kurt suggests a lovely mother-and-son dance; after all he's been planning weddings since he was two, so he knows his stuff.
As Finn leaves, Dave Karofsky once again comes up to Kurt and hands out some serious
aggression. "I don't want you near me," Kurt tells him. After witnessing this, Will takes him off to
talk to the principal. Sue is surprisingly sympathetic to Kurt's situation but because Karofsky didn't
physically hurt him she tells him, "Lady, I can't suspend a student just because he scares you."
Growing up with her sister Jean being bullied she knows how hard it is but tells Kurt it will make him
stronger in the long run. When Kurt tells them that they don't know what's going on in his head or what he's capable of, Will questions him about it. Sue promises him, though, that if Karofsky lays one finger on him he has to go to her and she'll expel him "faster than a Thai take-out place can bag your delivery order" but until then there's nothing that she or the school board can legally do. As Kurt and Will leave, Kurt turns to Sue and says, "You know when you call me Lady, that's bullying and it's really hurtful." Sue apologises, saying she thought that was his name (?!) and offers him a list of nicknames to choose from, with "porcelain" being the chosen one.
Rachel has called a meeting with the Glee ladies to discuss the Kurt and Dave situation. Her
suggestion is to get all their boyfriends, who are on the football team with Dave, to band together
and force him into submission for bullying Kurt. "I think you just set the feminist movement back
about 50 years," Quinn quips; she doesn't think that violence should be fought with violence. "If
something bad happens to Kurt and we didn't do anything to stop it, we won't be able to live with
ourselves," is Rachel's parting statement.
Marcia Dean of Marcia Dean weddings is very confused by Sue's plan to marry herself and officiate
the ceremony. Specialising in unique weddings, Sue's is slightly too unique for them. Sue fires her
telling her, "nothing is too good for Sue Sylvester". Just then who should enter but Sue's mum, Doris, played by Carol Burnett. Seems like "Susie" is a chip off the ol' block as Doris tells Marcia, "I bet some people say you look mannish but you know something? I think it's perfectly alright for a woman to be handsome." Why is Doris back? "We've finally caught the last Nazi." Sue isn't happy to see her because she hasn't seen or heard from her in the last three years and Doris isn't happy at the idea of Sue's unusual wedding. She agrees to go though and says as a wedding gift she'll sing.
